Matthew opens Ash's hamster ball and gets his squirtle to squirt Ash in the face. MATTHEW: I'd love to beat him in a Pokemon battle! Ritchie's kind of an Ash clone, except he actually has a brain. JENNIFER: I love it when Ash loses! Brock, you're cool for beating him, and so are Prima, Ritchie, Gary, and A.J. Surge, Koga, and he got lucky against Blaine. The only badges he earned were against Lt. He shouldn't have got the badge, my sisters were too nice. MISTY: He did, and he cheated against me, too. MATTHEW: But didn't he cheat, or was that just at the 7 other gyms? Pikachu electrocutes him and knocks him unconscious.īROCK: I'm ashamed to say that he won a badge at my gym. She kicks Ash's hamster ball into the wall and Ash falls on Pikachu. Matthew, Jennifer, and the other twirps laugh. MATTHEW: Why don't you kick the jigglypuff when it's standing right by your feet?Īsh wakes up and starts banging his head on the wall of the hamster ball, since he's tied up. JENNIFER: So, why don't you either catch or kill that stupid jigglypuff that follows you around?īROCK: Or at least take away that marker! How come that marker never had a microphone when Ash still had it? MATTHEW: Anyway, Brock, do you have eyes, and if so, can you see?īROCK: Yes, I have eyes, they're just deformed.
MISTY: Calm down! I think she just dumped him! JENNIFER: So, Brock, why are you so haunted by Professor Ivy? MATTHEW: Hey, look! Brock's awake! Let's get him out so we can talk to him! (Unlocks Brock's hamster ball) I'm ditching Ash as soon as I get to meet him. TRACY: I just went with him because he knows Professor Oak. MATTHEW: I can't help it if I'm poor! But why are you hanging out with him, Tracy? Guys never pay back! (Gives Matthew evil look) MISTY: He fried my bike, so I decided to follow him until he pays me back. JENNIFER: So, how'd you guys start hanging out with a loser like him? Matthew takes Ralph and puts him into a hamster ball labeled "Ralph's Pokeball" She squishes Pikachu with a hammer, then golfs him into the hamster ball with Ash. Pikachu gets mad and tries to thunder-shock Ralph, but. Ralph ties him up and drags him into another hamster ball. Ralph headbutts Ash, who falls backwards screaming in pain, then goes unconscious. He waits beneath Ash for his next attack. MATTHEW: Ralph, run-between-his-legs-attack! TRACY: Sure! I'll be his trainer (Stands up) Ahh! It's a relief to get that chair arm out of my butt! MATTHEW: Who cares, twirp! Let's have a Pokemon battle: my Ralph against your Ash? Ralph ties him up, then he rolls over an incredibly large hamster ball and throws Brock in.ĪSH: Hey, you idiot! Why'd you put Brock in a hamster ball? When the smoke clears, they find Brock unconscious. But at the same time, Matthew belches and there is a largeĮxplosion. Vulpix gets angry and shoots a flame-thrower at Matthew. Matthew swings his hammer, but misses and hits Brock. MATTHEW: Hey, you little piece of crap! I'm gonna kill you! (He takes a hammer and swings it at Pikachu as it jumps away)ĪSH: Pikachu! Come here! (Pikachu jumps to him). Pikachu gets angry and tries to thunder-shock Matthew. MATTHEW: (Throws pop bottle aside) BELCH!!! RALPH: Hey! I'm a new Pokemon! I'm a Ralph! Can I see your favourite Pokemon?ĪSH: Sure! (He takes out Pikachu, Misty takes out Togepi, Brock takes out Vulpix, and The twirps arrive and sit down in the five chairs (Tracy needs two because he's fat). Matthew is drinking a large bottle of pop. A short dude, Ralph, helps with the interview, and desperate to be liked, calls himself a new Pokemon, a Ralph. Jennifer and Matthew interview the twirps. OH no, it's those moronic twirps! Don't worry, we won't let them get away alive. Jennifer and Matthew's Fabulous Team Rocket Fanfics!!!!
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